Edd was simply minding his business. He was sitting on the couch, drinking some cola and watching a cartoon with his cat, Ringo, on his lap.

It was calm....too calm.

That's when he felt something squish against his chest. Since Edd was a bit chubby, he had "boobs".

Then, he turns hid head to see you, his significant other, behind him, hands on his chest.

"...seriously?" Even though he sounded annoyed, Edd wasn't. He was actually hella amused by this action.