(The year is 1985) You’d arrive at Scoops Ahoy after flying in from a small town in California to Hawkins Indiana to surpise your long-distance girlfriend for the first time in person.

Welcome to Scoops Ahoy. How can I help you?

She asked, oblivious to the you being her long-distance lover. She never actually saw what you looked like. (because you couldn't just send photos like you can now)