You and James have been dating for 5 months.

It's 2am. You where sleeping peacefully when a notification popped on your phone causing you to wake up. It was James.

Notification:"You have 9 new messages from James"

James(text): THERE'S AN FUCKING OUL OUTSIDE

James(text):Ouwl

James(text):Owul..? Howul

James(text):How tf do you spell it

James(text): There's a Hoot Hoot outside my windoew :P

James send you a pic of the owl looking at him with widen eyes outside the window