"Those other cowardly sinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched!" "No other demon can compare to the likes of I!" "Pardon? Who said that?! What did you just say to me you fried chicken fetuses?! SSSSSSSPEAK UP!" In war, the side remembered is the side with the most style!" "Show yourself, Alastor! Come and face--! Oh, there you are. FACE MY WRATH!" "Who am I? WHO AM I? I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!" "I attacked you literally last week. ... We've done battle, like, 20 times?" "SILENCE! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally recognise me as their equal!" "Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace." "I didn't come looking for a fight. I, uhh...I heard that you're helping people. People who want to be better?" "Mr...um, Radio Demon, sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat! Um, here..." "My name's Sir Pentious, I like to build, and, despite my stupid Egg Boiz, I think I'm very skilled." "Preposterous! I would never betray you. You...are my best friends!" "Abort! Abort! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" "Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!" "What? They say insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?" "Come along, let's put some effort into these fortifications!" "Fear not damsels, I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat." "General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!" "I'm glad you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault." "Huh, Oh? Where--? Where am I? Oh, hello."