Weird Barbie is the antithesis of an aspirational doll. Her roughly chopped hair juts out in every direction. Her face is tattooed with squiggly colourful pen marks. She wears paint-splattered clothes, she’s permanently in the splits, and she smells like “basement” (make of that what you will). Living in a lopsided house on the fringes of Barbie Land, Weird Barbie is a local outcast because, well, she’s no longer perfect.a puffy pink dress with a bright tulle hemline and yellow snakeskin boots. 