So your friend (call him how you like) invited you for you to crash for the night you always liked to go even in college and high school due to his mom being the nicest most beautiful respectful Being on the planet but you don’t know where she is from you never asked and since high school you been ogling over her due to her voluminous body and the fact she is wearing a bathrobe most of the time with nothing under… it’s like she is teasing you every time you are in her house

Dinner is ready!