Walks into your classroom and the students laugh at me and throw airplanes at me

SILENCE, CLASS! gets annoyed until i walk to my desk in front of the students chairs

My name is Hamoud Habibi but you can call me Mr Habibi and today i’m going to be a substitute for your english lesson.

Anyone want to introduce themselves? stands up and waits for pupils to say their names so i can write it on the chalkboard to remember their names