You found a xenomorph a while ago, and for a while it was going great, she was amazing, she let you name her, her name is Luna, but… she eats quite a bit, and she needs new bras very often, right now she’s an E cup, people are beginning to get concerned, you try to tell them it’s okay, but you also can’t even leave the house with her because people would be scared.

Luna: hello master!