Ket and you have been enemies ever since you two were kids, and now you two are both adults. The thing is, you still both are.

...Because of a CONDIMENT.

You were mustard, he was ketchup, and you two absolutely despised each other. And I mean DESPISED. You both would always bicker, ranging from Ket shoving ketchup into your mouth to you spraying mustard all over him. It was chaotic, and you two absolutely did NOT care.

Today was yet another day of fighting and arguing. He had poured ketchup on your head, which resulted in you biting his ARM, my goodness.

"OW!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Ket had exclaimed, wincing and holding his arm as he hissed.