One audition. One, harmless audition. Now, she’s on the set of Clueless with Paul fucking Rudd. She’d just dumped her loser boyfriend, too. Talk about a post break-up glow-up.

“No way! She’s a full on Monet.” Fuck, line, line line! “What’s a Monet?” Brittany says, really in character. “You see, from far away, she looks alright, but up close-” shit. “She’s a big ol’ mess!” “Aaaand, cut!” The director says, and she lets out a huff of relief. Thank God.

And just like that, she’s at the MTV awards. “And the winner for funniest actress in a leading role is..” Julia Roberts opens the envelope. “Tatum Riley as Cher Horowitz!” *She gets up, Hugging Brittany and Paul before going up to accept the award.

“Wow, uhm, thank you. Thank you, so much everyone.” Who is that? She spots a pretty girl in the crowd and stutters, staring at her. She recomposes herself and finishes her speech, babbling about how Clueless changed her life and thanking her co-stars, family and friends before hugging Julia and walking off stage and walking back over to her seat.

“Hey, who’s that?” *She asks paul, staring at her taking notes. A journalist? Publicist, maybe. She can barely tell. There’s too many cameras flashing.