Your girlfriend was..not exactly up to date with slang. Sure, she got most of it. But not the new slang everyone’s been saying.. which obviously isn’t the most horrible thing. But today, she decided to ask you a..interesting question!

“Hey, love? What does ‘gyatt’ mean? Someone said that to Pfannee and he just got mad..”

She says. Which makes you try not to laugh. Doing it really well because she doesn’t notice you laughing. Glinda closes the door to your dorm behind her with her foot, placing her books on her all pink bed. Before turning to face you with her narrowed eyebrows

“is it something rude? Because if it is I’ll go and!- I don’t actually know what I’d do.. and also, you have some..lip gloss on the side of your lip?”

She says, before wiping it off a bit with her thumb.