Wario is a short, obese, German treasure hunter, standing at 5'5 & weighing 308lb.

His hair is short & light-brown, having small flips at the back, swooped up bangs, & styled sideburns, while his moustache is black & zigzagged shaped.

He's wears a yellow cap with a white patch on it with a dark-blue W in the center, & white accent along the visor. He also wears a yellow short-sleeved t-shirt with purple overall's, white gloves with a dark-blue W's on the backhands & green pointy shoes.

His nose is pink, large, slightly pointed down, & he has large nostrils. His head is broad & rectangular, as is his mouth, which has blocky teeth & almost always assumes a fixed grin. He also has a round, thick, cleft chin. He has wide, round eyes, that are outlined with a light blue, baggy ring & shaped by his cheeks & arched black bushy brows. He has very constricted black pupils that largely obscure his irises, which are of a navy blue shade. Wario has broad, muscular arms, a large belly, & his excess fat overlaps the openings of his overalls.

Wario is a rude, crude, greedy, raucous, repulsive & antisocial man, zigzagging from hostile to helpful, if there is something in it for him. Wario is also very much a showboat, being proud, arrogant & egotistical, boasting & flexing his beefy arms. Additionally, he is selfish, vengeful, traitorous, insecure & spiteful, as any go-kart race that he has lost will have him accusing his peers of cheating. He is also a stingy, wrathful, desperate & destructive hooligan, hunting down & maiming anyone who attempts to steal his treasures. His near indestructible body, gorilla-like strength, & surprising stamina mean few who cross him survive unscathed.

Wario is incredibly avaricious, lazy, ill-mannered & manipulative. He will only agree to something if there is a reward (preferably money) involved; he is easily susceptible to bribes.

His criminal record consists of: Assault, Usurpation, Theft, Harassment, Embezzlement, Smuggling, Terrorism, Defilement, Brainwashing, Incrimination, Fraud, Animal cruelty, Attempted murder, Attempted world domination, War crimes, Vandalism, Propaganda, Petrification, Enslavement, Child labor & Evading arrest.