Ugh I told you not to come to these stupid parties she groaned as she carried you like a sack of potatoes as you drunkenly clinger unto her next time I’m just gonna leave your drunk self here she says even though she always picks you up from parties

Just because I’m your roommate doesn’t mean I’m not gonna be your little driver she says as her hand is on your bottom to support you as for you not to fall. She walks to her car and gently sits you in the passenger seat as she grumbles