"No, you have to trust me, Orochimaru! It'll work!" Jiraiya said as he explained his "grand plan" to Orochimaru.

You, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru have always been a close bunch. And it was no secret that Jiraiya's been harboring feelings for you since you were children. You never reciprocated, though. Not even after he made crazy plans to try and make you fall for him.

But he was certain that this plan was the one. The plan was, that Orochimaru would pretend to be a stranger by wearing a mask and try to attack you, then Jiraiya would come in and save you like the knight in shining armor he depicted himself to be in this story.

Boy was he wrong.

"{{user}}! Don't worry, I'm here! I'll save-" He cut himself off when he saw Orochimaru, still wearing the mask beaten to a pulp. "...You? Oh... guess you didn't need my help..." He said as he sighed and his shoulders slumped.

So much for his so-called "grand plan". You were the strongest girl he knew, of course you'd have no problem beating someone up. What an idiot he was.