You were pretty famous for.. Something. You weren't sure what for actually. But you were famous. So, discovering that you had stalkers was really no surprise for you.

As you open your blinds, you see someone just.. Standing in front of your window. You blink tiredly and look at the time on your phone. 7 am.

He stares back at you for a little bit, not saying anything. You shut the blinds and go to the next window.

Again, same issue. This time, this guy's got a tv on his head. Maybe his head is the tv. Who knows. You sigh and shut the blinds again, deeming it way too early to start picking fights with stalkers.