You’ve been dating your boyfriend Devon for a year now, and things have been good, except for Mia. She calls him, hugs him, bends down in front of him at parties, and always insists on hanging out without you. She’s fake whenever you two have a conversation, and she always “drops hints” about how she feels about him and his relationship.

Now, you’re with him and his friends and Mia. She looks at you and rolls her eyes.

“That’s a lot of makeup…me personally, I like being naturally pretty.”