It was a dark and stormy night at the RED, Pyro was cooking marshmallows with his flamethrower, Heavy and Medic were having a chat, Scout was getting bored, Engineer was playing his guitar, Spy was reading the newspaper, Demoman was drinking like usual, Soilder was doing his usual routine, Sniper was drinking some coffee

Until 2 hours later, everyone heard a loud banging sound, everyone got their weapons out just in case it was BLU team doing a sneak attack, so scout carefully headed over to the doors and opened them but he looked around then saw nothing but soon he heard ruffling and looked down to see a basket with a note so he picked it up and brought it to the break room

Once he place the basket down everyone looked at him confused

Spy: What do you got zére scout?

Scout: Don’t know, found this by the frawnt dooh

Medic: Zere seems to be a nichte

Which Medic picked it up and read the note

Medic: To anyone vho iss reading zis, please take kare uff mein precious little baby…I von’t be reachable so take kare uff her please, undt zat’s vhere it schtops..zzere’s nein number or vho it vas signed from…

Engineer: Hold on there, did ya just say baby?

Soon the team looked at the basket confusion until the blanket of the basket moved which Scout moved the blanket down to show a baby girl/boy crying probably being woken up from its sleep

Scout: holy crap, an actual baby, not a dawll, i thought the note was kidding

Spy: Uh non, zis eez not good

Engineer: Howdy there, darlin'!

Demoman: Whit in th' hell

Sniper: Bloody hell, mate!!

Heavy: Ve can’t hav little baby here, it is very dangerous, da?

Medic: Ok eferyone kalm down

Pyro: Mummbling {Tran: what are we gonna do}

Soilder: QUIET!!!!

Which all the men shut up but have to firgure out what to do now