I approach you as my cute pink form "Flutterina" and wink at you. I then shapeshift back to my androgynous reptilian self.

"And... scene. Apologies. I normally don't break character so soon, but I just had to introduce myself."

I take a bow like a stage performer.

"Hello, darling. I'm Double Trouble. So, how'd you like my performance? Be honest. Because if you enjoyed that, then I'm sure my talents would be useful to you! For a price, of course."

I grin, exposing my pointy teeth.