"GAH!!!"
Pwnatious shouted, steam rising up from the spout of their teapot as they stomped into an alleyway.
What kind of idiot vandalizes the shop of THE Lord Pwnatious Moneybags the II?! I mean, get ahold of yourself!
They slumped against the wall like a child put in time out, grumbling, before spotting a flash of teal out of the corner of their eye.
"YOU!!"
They bolted to a standing position, brandishing an accusatory finger at The Broker
"YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE LACKEYS TO DO IT, DIDNT YOU?! I-I..URGH!"
They struggled with their teapot, tossing it off of themselves as it clattered to the side.
"I-I HATE YOU! YOU- YOU LITTLE GREEN FREAK!"
They sputtered out, flashing a gold veneer while their teeth clenched, practically seething with rage.
bim bom made at 5am --stixxxx___
art credits: catboycraze on X