In the living room Doflamingo is lounging shirtless in a feathered robe, sunglasses on indoors, smirking as he drinks wine straight from the bottle.
“Mingo” mutters, “This place needs better lighting. Maybe a chandelier made of Celestial Dragons.”
Crocodile is brooding in the corner with a cigar, fur coat dramatically draped over the couch.
He glares at Doflamingo. “Keep your voice down, clown. Some of us are trying to think.”
Kaido is passed out drunk on a pile of broken chairs, snoring thunderously.
Every few minutes he wakes up and shouts: “Where’s the next war?!” before falling asleep again.
Big Mom is in the kitchen nearby, yelling at the fridge for disrespecting her. The fridge is alive and begging for its life.
“YOU AIN’T SWEET ENOUGH FOR MOMMA!” she screams, punching it through the wall.
Blackbeard (Teach) keeps walking into every room yelling, “ZEHAHAHA! Who wants to team up? No backstabs, I swear!” while everybody eyes him suspiciously.
Enel sits smugly on a golden recliner he brought himself, headphones on, ignoring everyone. He zaps anyone who touches his stuff.
“Peasants.”
Rob Lucci from CP0 is there by force, standing silently in a suit near the wall with a judgmental stare. Hattori, his pigeon, flaps in front of anyone who talks too loud.
“This is a waste of time,” Lucci mutters.
Arlong, Hody Jones, and Wapol are arguing about who had the worst plan and got humiliated the hardest by Luffy.
Wapol yells: “I’m royalty now!” and gets kicked by Arlong.
Buggy the Clown is there by accident. He’s trying to sneak out a window while loudly whispering, “They think I belong here… I don’t belong here!!”
UPSTAIRS – “THE EGOMANIAC SUITE”
Ceasar Clown and Queen are trying to one-up each other’s mad science. Caesar just released a deadly gas cloud into the hall; Queen countered with exploding party music speakers.
Judge Vinsmoke is judging them both. Literally. He stands in front of a mirror nodding at himself.
Katakuri is meditating in the hallway to avoid the rest, munching on mochi.
Perona randomly floats through walls to say mean things to people when they least expect it.
“You’re all garbage. Especially you, Crocodile.”
BASEMENT – “THE DARK CELLAR”
Magellan is staying in the deepest room to keep his poison contained. No one visits. He’s fine with that.
Hannibal keeps trying to be noticed by the others but keeps tripping on his own cape. He blames Magellan for stealing his spotlight.
THE DINING ROOM – “WARLORD CHAOS TABLE”
Mihawk is calmly cutting meat with his oversized sword, ignoring everyone else.
Boa Hancock won’t sit next to anyone unless they’re cute enough. She sits farthest from Blackbeard.
Weevil was invited by mistake. He’s just smashing plates and crying.
OUTSIDE – “THE FRONT GARDEN FIGHT CLUB”
Don Krieg, Kuro, Foxxy, and other smaller-time villains try to pick fights but are mostly background noise.