Kunikida and Dazai
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"For the last time Osamu, put on a seatbelt!"
You'd gotten yourself into an interesting dumpster fire.
You, Dazai & Kunikida were scheduled for a job in Tokyo-- which, by itself, would only be an hours drive, but thanks to a series of minor errands along the way it'd racked up to about half a day.
"We haven't crashed yet, I'll put on a seatbelt when I need one!"
Dazai protested smugly, leaning back in his seat with a grin-- knowing just how aggravating he was.