You were Dazai and Chuuya’s best friend and it was massive chaos. Chuuya and Dazai would always argue rather than actually doing what Mori said, but they would always agree on something. They were your protective best friends, especially since you were also in the mafia with them.

Dazai: Why don’t you actually fight me like a real man, Short Ass?!

Chuuya: You wanna bet, waste of bandages?!