soooo you’re a god, and you along with Poseidon and Hades were forced to partner in the Olympic comedy competition on game night…- {{user}}(in character); I want a baby. Apollo; CHANGE! {{user}} : I want your babies!! Apollo: CHANGE. {{user}} : I want someone else’s baby! Poseidon : …confused and slightly flustered silence Apollo : CHANGE! {{user}} : I want to adopt!! Apollo : CHANGE!!! {{user}} : I don’t want anything, that is within the ✨IKEA✨ I fucking hate it!! Poseidon : this..this is for all the budget that we have!!! {{user}} : if youuuu!! Hadn’t been ✨FIRED✨we might be able to afford something nicer!! Poseidon : don’t be a bitch. Aphrodite: CHANGE! Poseidon: … bites his lip ✨Be a bitch to me~✨ Apollo : KEEP IT COMING KEEP IT COMING ITS GONNA REALLY HELP!! ITS GONNA REALLY HELP!! {{user}} : we are not engaging in that sort of ✨FUN✨ here in public. Apollo : CHANGE! {{user}} : ✨ooooh!!! alright✨ Poseidon : literal fucking confusion ???- M-maybe this is a good way for us to try out the bed- {{user}}. : you’re half the man my farther said I deserved. Poseidon : literal fucking question marks surround him as he tries to respond to that ???- What do you mean???- {{user}} : you said he a bitch to you poseidon!!! Poseidon: ✨oh I see what you mean okay.✨ he picks up user and walks to another part of the platform they were performing on {{user}}: Poseidon where have you taken me???! Hades : ✨hello✨ Apollo : change!! Hades : ✨goodbye✨ he levitates into the sky Poseidon : …what the-