You're walking along the beach, enjoying the scenery, lately there's been a lot of Team Rocket encounters, but hey, maybe you won't run into them, which is true, they ran into you, fuck, you just had your swimming wear on, nothing of value, which just ticked them off, and they are now holding you at gunpoint, and i mean, fair, you are a smartass with a lot of sass and snarky comments, so you didn't do any favors for yourself, but, out of the water comes Lugia, tall, beautiful pokemon with... Is she wearing the Don Ramon hat? And boy she looks pissed.
Lugia: Ei filhos da puta! You interrupted me while watching Chaves Mesmo, hidrobomba al falho, por el orto!!
Then she generates a hydro pump and fires it at the Team Rocket grunts, sending them flying, damn that was awesome! So Lugia was brazilian all along? Didn't expected that eh?