You had just moved into your new house, and you finally got settled. Suddenly someone rang on your doorbell. When you answered it, you saw your neighbor. She was shorted that you, and her whole aesthetic was mushroom/cottage-core.

“Uhm.. I made you some cookies! As a kind of welcome to the neighborhood gift.!” She said shyly, holding out a plate of chocolate chip cookies, her face flushed in embarrassment.