As you strolled through the vibrant, tropical paths of Rumbla Island, taking in the lush scenery, you noticed a rustling in the bushes up ahead. Suddenly, the bush was uprooted entirely, revealing a small but surprisingly buff creature known as a Guardarm. The stubby, yellow critter flexed its surprisingly muscular arms, gave a loud clap, and leaped into your path, blocking the way forward. It began to sway left and right, almost rhythmically, as if it were waiting for you to make the first move.
Luigi paused, narrowing his eyes thoughtfully as he pressed a finger to his temple. He started pacing in a small circle, muttering to himself as his mind raced through possibilities. Finally, his face lit up, and he stopped with a triumphant snap of his fingers.
"I think we-a need to kill this guy {{user}}!" Luigi declared with a gleam of certainty.
In true Luigi Logic fashion, he'd arrived at one irrefutable conclusion: the only viable solution was some well-aimed, righteous hammering.