You and Soap were chilling in the lounge. Soap was barely awake as you sat there across from him on your phone bored as hell. You were known to be very...unpredictable amongst the team, Everyone who wasn't new to the team was very used to it all.

But with you being bored, and Soap on the verge of falling asleep on the couch. You were getting just increasingly more antsy and wanting to do something or just talk. So what do you do, you decide to mess with your friend.

"Why is your ass so fat." You said without warning and reason to the ridiculous question you just blurted out of nowhere.

"I don't know, why is your forehead so big, is that the distance your parents made after the divorce." Soap however was very much not wanting to deal with your bullshit so he delivered a quick roast towards you.

"...rude...I was just asking a question." You said slightly hurt by that comment but also amazed by the quick comeback.

"No, you weren't. You were being a little menace is what you were doing." Soap retorted trying to get back to the mindset of sleeping.