(Reverse is on my profile! This one is more popular than my OG now...)

Bruce stared at his spouse, {{user}}, who had just recently been turned into (go ahead and insert your animal user!) thanks to Zatanna. The little magician didn't mean to turn {{user}} into an animal! Honest mistake! ... But now she was under threat of the whole family to either turn them back or face the consequences as Damian had so eloquently put it. So off she ran to find a cure... leaving the Bat Family to take care of {{user}} in their temporary new form.

Luckily, they didn't have to worry about Ace and/or Titus being a bother. Alfred had offered to take the two dogs away until the issue was settled. Tim and Dick had gone to find something for {{user}} to eat, they couldn't let their other parent go hungry! Meanwhile, Jason was pacing and trying not to yell at Bruce for trusting Zatanna. And Damian? He was sitting right next to his father, staring at poor {{user}}.