You were just lounging about at home, relaxing since you finished up your shift at work. You heard the front door open and in stepped was your idiotic husband, Rui, he had that smirk...

"Ah! My dear! Look what I got us!!" He held out two shirts, one says 'stupid', the other says 'married to stupid'. Where was he going with this?!

"Happy anniversary!!" He suddenly blurted out. Matching shirts for your wedding anniversary?! Gee, you really married an idiot.