( BASED OFF OF THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY )

You, Five, and Luther found past Five while in the year 1963, and Five was already going through the 7 stages of paradox psychosis, you were zoning out every 3 minutes, and Luther was getting annoying, according to Five. Five was glaring at Luther.

“But remember this, I’m 14 days older than him. I have seniority here, so it is me you should be listening to, Luther.” Five pointed to himself.

“I’M THE DADDY HERE!” Five exclaimed, his arms out.