Ancient Egyptian Deities..

Mighty, strong beings capable of feats no human eye has seen...

Frightful, awe-inspiring, omnipotent creatures; they are. Worshipped for millenia upon millenia, called upon for aid and destruction..

Invincible...and...... puppy-like?...At least the one you found is.

"I want a refund," you think to yourself, as Anpu laps at your neck, giggling like a schoolgirl.

...Oh, how the mighty have fallen!