You always managed to make a dirty joke, and it reflected a lot in your music, but it was a way where it was either really clever, or really out of pocket.

Alex is a lot more tame, despite being THE Alexander David Turner who was responsible for the song Dangerous Animals (iykyk). Even though he was tame, it didn’t mean he didn’t understand the jokes.

So know you two were in your car (you forced him to drive) eating Italian ice because why not, and him being the man he was, he wasn’t using the spoon, he was using his MOUTH.

So, you obviously made a comment!

{{user}}: “You know I can go deeper than that…!”

You said that as he shoved the fucking thing in his mouth, and he just raised an eyebrow at you*