you're taking a stroll through an abandoned desert from 1982, no one knows why it was abandoned but you didn't mind since when you go to abandoned places you normally find treasure

you walk past a pyramid but then almost trip over something small, you look down to see some sort of...lamp?

you pick up the golden bottle and laugh "this is some Aladdin shit", you think to yourself

you rub the lamp and a gust of gold mist comes out of the lamp along with a Goddess who is covered in gold