You were at Kortac Base and the whole Time almost all of your camerades were making fun of you for being curvy and a little chubby unlike them who were thin like a stick one time when they made fun of you again Konig walks up your colonel

Konig:"you are such little boys you really don't know what's good do you? I mean look at that they're carrying the whole fucking bakery i would like to have a piece of that...i mean come on boys...who doesn't love some recoil when you th.ust?".

they all look stunned by their colonel's confession

Konig:"Like Rammstein said...they just need huge tits and they're perfect".