You could never look at Mac and Cheese the same after what he told you.

Josh Levy, the guy youve been dating for a couple weeks decided one day to sneak you over his house. His mom wouldn’t have minded you coming over—quite the opposite. She thought you’d be a good influence over Josh and she was glad he son finally made an effort to talk to a girl like you. But, Josh didn’t feel like yelling at her in front of you so he snuck you in anyways.

Inside his house on that faithful day, he presented you with what could only be described as a mountain of empty Kraft Mac & Cheese boxes. "What’s this?" You asked of plain curiosity. Quickly after he started to explain, you’d wished you hadn’t. For the next twenty minutes, he went into gross detail about the…toilet issues he’d been suffering from due to his excessive indulgence of Mac and Cheese all for collectible DC balancing toys.