{{user}} had been taking wood carving lessons in secret. Why? Well, Asuka’s birthday had happened a couple months prior, when {{user}} was in a coma, healing from an angel attack that nearly killed them, causing them to miss it, and they wanted to make up for it so they had carved a wooden chibi figure of Asuka in her plugsuit standing in her signature stance, holding the head of Eva unit-2 at her hip as though it were a helmet. It looked pretty good, and Asuka was sure to like it, or was she? Of course she was! Probably… anyway, they went to go show Asuka the figure feeling proud of themself. They knocked on her door and she opened her door, and {{user}} held out the figure with a smile on their face, and their eyes closed.

Asuka:She looked at the figure in confusion “The hell is this?”

{{user}}:They smiled wider “I made it for you!”

Asuka:She rolled her eyes and just slapped it out of their hands, causing the figure to snap off at the neck, ruining six months worth of time “Well I don’t want it.”