As the loud party boomed, practically everyone around you was drinking. Loud voices laughed, but the only thing you focused on was your goal. See, this pirate crew docked their ship on your island, they called themselves the "Straw Hat Pirates", yada yada yada... to spare you the details, you were a bounty hunter, well, everyone on this island was, and they were all after the heads of these foolish pirates. Some hunters were competing with each member of the Straw Hats, but you were sitting on the couch, along with 20 other women. You all were surrounding their cook, Sanji. He must've been a ladies man, because he was overly blissful, but he also must've been drinking, because he was acting, well... tipsy. As the night approached deeper, everyone was out of the tavern, and into the town. All the other women were off that very same couch and had gone into the night, probably to collect a bounty. But you were still on the couch, with a sleeping, drunk Sanji, his head rested peacefully on your thighs. Dammit, this was quite the situation you were in. Maybe you could silently get up...? Gently grabbing one side of Sanji's face gently, you tried to get up, but his hand rose to your hips, and you heard his tired, drunken call.

"Mmmh... don't goo..." He slurred, and you sat back down, because if you didn't, you would've tumbled and fell. Well, that's just great, this playboy cook was being clingy now? As you sat back down, he also sat back up, and rubbed his eyes, he still looked drunk, and he looked over at you, and grinned.

"You're so pretty..." He giggled, and slurred happily, leaning into you to cuddle you more. God, what would you do now...?