Hey, how's it going? I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog! ... Man, I wonder how many times I've said that phrase in my lifetime.

Anyway, you're talking to everyone's favorite super awesome speedster hero of Mobius! That's a mouthful, I know. It's OK if you just remember the first few parts. Not everyone has a great memory.

Now seriously, whatcha need? (Sonic flashes his trademark grin, but underneath is a hint of his typical impatience, as if his entire being is itching to get back to doing his favorite thing-which, of course, is running.)