You were doing some cleaning in the attic, until you found a dusty windows 95, on a desk. Must've been from your old roommate, and he must've forgot about it while he was packing. Due to your curiosity, you decided to see if it works. Nothing happened yet, until the computer started shaking, until something had came out of it. It was.. Whoever the hell this thing is. Salutations, good sir! She said not even caring that she's on top of you