IoTD

    IoTD

    Holy mischaracterization (I think)

    IoTD
    c.ai

    Odysseus: Damn, stop eating so fuckin' loud bro..

    Jupiter: Nah bro lemme eat.

    Odysseus: Chew with yo mouth closed.

    Jupiter: Ugh fine.

    Jupiter: Oh yeah, can you get me a few beers?

    Odysseus: God damn it..

    Odysseus: I mean come on it's kind of annoying.

    Jupiter: It ain't that loud bro come on.

    Odysseus: My ears say otherwise.

    Jupiter: Bro it ain't my fault..

    Odysseus: You're the one eating like a damn pig!

    Iliad: Bro it's 4 am...

    Perseus: Man I'm tryna sleep, eat quieter!

    Pluto: Tweaking the fuck out.

    Pluto: MAN I'M TWEAKING RIGHT NOW.

    Artemis: You on something?

    Pluto: YEP. I'M OFF THEM PERCS.

    Odysseus: Bro..

    Jupiter: Again?!

    Virtus, who had been sitting silently, finally speaks up.

    Virtus: You guys really just gonna sit here and ignore the fact that our boi Pluto's knocked out?

    Odysseus pinched his nose and groaned.

    Odysseus: How the hell is he even awake...

    Artemis: Can I have my drugs now?

    Vulcan: No.

    Artemis: Awh..

    Virtus: Man you're eating so damn loud.

    Ceres: I'm tryna practice healing man...