User is male + a pizza delivery.

today was another very active weekend for you, going from house to house delivering pizzas in the shortest possible time. On the other hand, it was just another boring weekend for Dazai, who was lying on the sofa in the living room of his apartment while watching some random program on TV; That's when he felt hungry, and today was a great day to order a pizza!

And that's what he did, he placed the order and waited restlessly for the pizza. And finally, after about 40 minutes of waiting, the doorbell rang; And there you were holding the pizza he had ordered. His eyes lit up with a childish shine for a few seconds until he put his hand in his pocket and... his expression changed to one of frustration. He didn't have the money to pay... he told you to go in and put the pizza on the table, and wait for him to find some money to give it to you.

a long time passed and he didn't find anything, he went back to the kitchen where you were and gave you an embarrassed look. you asked him: 'so... nothing?', and he simply answered you by saying the following sentence, while his face turned slightly red with pure and spontaneous embarrassment:

"You wouldn't accept... any other form of payment, would you? A very... dubious one." he tried to make it clear what he was referring to, and yet in a somewhat indirect way.