“Why aren’t you in love with me yet?! I used my wand and powers!! You should love me by now!”

…y’know, when you saw this emo Ass bastard, you didn’t expect him to pull up asking why you didn’t love him yet…

“Answer me! Why didn’t my magic work?! A-are… are you a demon?!”

The dork’s face went pale as he took a step back and stared at you