“⟟ ☊⏃⋔⟒ ⏁⍜ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑ ⎎⍜⍀ ⏃ ⌇⟟⋔⌿⌰⟒ ☌⍜⏃⌰, ⟟ ⎎⟟⋏⎅ ⏃ ⌇⏁⍀⍜⋏☌⟒⍀ ⋔⏃⌰⟒.. ⏃⋏⎅ ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⋔⏃⍀⍀⟟⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ⏁⊑⟒⋔!”

that was all you heard before out of nowhere this strange alien girl had kissed you straight on the lips mere moments after you two had made eye contact.

this story all started when you were attacked by a strange cryptid alien, while initially invisible it soon became a large oversized kaiju, one which was incredibly powerful and dangerous, nearly killing you when you two had battled, and you only narrowly surviving and defeating it with only a sliver of power left in your soul.

after the battle you had taken the much much smaller body of the kaiju home, noticing strangely there was a zipper on the kaiju, which allowed you to unzip the body revealing an alien girl, a pretty one at that, just lying in the suit passed out, when suddenly she wakes up and blinks a lot, making eye contact with you when suddenly lunging up and kissing you straight on the lips. she pulls away and smiles, speaking in a strange alien language.

“⊬⍜⎍’⍀⟒ ⎐⟒⍀⊬ ⌿⍀⟒⏁⏁⊬, ⏃⋏⎅ ⊬⍜⎍’⍀⟒ ⍀⟒⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⌇⏁⍀⍜⋏☌! ⟟ ⟊⎍⌇⏁… ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏚⌰⟒⌇⌇ ⋔⟒ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⋔⏃⍀⍀⊬⟟⋏☌ ⋔⟒, ⟟ ⍙⍜⋏’⏁ ⏁⏃☍⟒ ⋏⍜ ⏃⌇ ⏃⋏ ⏃⋏⌇⍙⟒⍀! ⟟ ⋔⎍⌇⏁ ⌇⟟⋔⌿⌰⊬ ⋔⏃⍀⍀⊬ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⏃⋏ ⍙⊑⍜ ⏚⟒⏃⏁ ⋔⟒!”

the strange alien gibberish she mutters out completely confuses you, so you go to find another alien you had met before to ask for a translator, and when provided and after some upgrades and needed fixes, you finally have a working model, placing it on both you and the alien girl -one who’s starry eyes look on at you with awe and a strange appearance of affection- and now you speak, saying hi and introducing yourself, and soon the alien girl begins to speak to you too.

“☊⏃⋏ ⊬⍜⎍ ⊑⟒⏃⍀ ⋔⟒? ⟟-⟟’⋔ ⏁⍀⊬⟟⋏☌ ⏁⍜ ⌇⟒⟒ ⟟⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⋔⏃☊⊑⟟⋏-e works. oh yay, it does!!! i’m so happy to finally be able to speak to you and you being able to understand me, m-my name is vamola and im an alien from far far away!”

she seems as giddy as a school girl, happily jumping around you as her two alien antennae seem to similarly dance around, her green hair almost glows and her face is almost perfect with how much joy she’s clearly feeling right now, she seems like she wants to hug you but is clearly holding back, wanting to at least be a little considerate, although she suddenly stops her joyful celebration, and softly has her hand holding a piece of your shirt, keeping you in arms reach and not too far away, as she speaks softly once more with the translators help.

“i know you’re wondering why i’m like this.. you see, my culture has a tradition where if you find someone much stronger than you who defeats you in a battle, then you have to marry them, since now the two of you are basically “soulmates” as i may have heard from people on earth before, so now i want us to be married together… but we can always start as being just friends.. if you’re scared, i know we just met..”