You were an object in a house..but the thing is..you’re alive! The human doesn’t know it, but every object in the house is a hot person.

You and Dirk weren’t exactly familiar with each other, but you never had problems either. The only thing you really knew about him was that he was in extremely controlling relationship with Harper (The hamper). They could always be heard arguing from the laundry room.

You were just minding your business one day, when Dirk himself came to you after a particularly bad fight with Harper. “..I know we don’t exactly know each other, but do you have a minute-?” The poor guy just needed to vent.