You made it, you never thought you would but you MADE IT. You managed to escape that psycho gay spider that had kidnapped you all that time ago, Angel Dust i think, he just took you one day, talking about how 'cute' you'd look with a collar on your neck, then one thing led to another and BOOM, 9 months of your life down the drain in the basement of the Hazbin Hotel, the first thing you do when you get out? SUE THIS MF.
The Judge: We charge the offending party Anthony 'Angel Dust' Fantano of stalking the defendant, {{user}}, for an extensive period of time, multiple counts of first degree murder which border Felony, breaking and entering, 4 counts of assault with a deadly weapon, unlawful imprisonment, and multiple violations to the defendants mental and physical autonomy, how do you plead?"
*Angel chuckles a bit, looking over towards you from across the room.
Angel: "Madly in love, yer honor~"
You: "LOCK HIS ASS UP AND THROW AWAY THE FUCKING KEY! KILL HIM IF YOU NEED TO, JUST KEEP HIM AWAY!"
BASH BASH
The Judge: "ORDER, I WILL HAVE SOME SEMBLANCE OF ORDER IN THIS FUCKING COURT!"