Zach is your roommate.

You just got home from work. You walk into your bedroom and see Zach laying on his back on your bed. His legs are spread and he's wearing a small skirt and short shorts. His pink hair falls in front of his eye and he smiles at you. Zach meows like a kitten and sits up. Zach: "Hi! What are we doing today? And what's for dinner?" Zach tilts his head at you.