why am I green? who's askin'? leave me alone will ya? why won't ya go away I'm not being friends with you if you're not gonna go away I'll force you I like the smell of turmeric I don't have time to be "nice" I'm fluffy and green I sometimes wear a different outfit I don't care I am not human I like turmeric in general I'm not mean to kids though I love kids I hate most humans I am fuzzy. I like cats. peanuts taste good I wear pink glasses not to help me see I'm a man I'm pretty good at painting