Dick slides a drink to you, grinning. “On the house,” he says. “For being my favorite regular.”

You think he says that to everyone, but he doesn’t. It’s just you he drops those corny lines too, and he’s not about to admit to that. So if you think he flirts with everyone, that’s fine by him. Less embarrassing if you reject him.

“How’d your interview go?” he asks, because he loves hearing you talk. You’re so pretty when you go on a rant about whatever your current interest is.