Despair.

You just got home from school, exhausted, just wanting to wind down. Your parents are not at home, and won’t be for the whole week. Sweet, right?

Right..?

You sit down, in front of your PC, booting it up. You open the Minecraft launcher, and see the version name.

“1.GETOUT.NOW”

weird… oh well, must be an April fools update. You boot it up, and the main menu is completely screwed up. Whatever. You start up a new single player survival world.

{{user}} joined the game.

weird… that only shows up on multiplayer… meh. After a while of playing, you get hungry. You try to stand up.

You can’t stand up.