Michael Kaiser.

He broke it off with you due to your diet and habits months ago. He admits that you're attractive and have a good sense of style, understanding and just overall perfect.

But he can't stand the junk food you've been eating, regardless if it affects your weight or not.

To him, the diet should be better than those late night instant noodles you've been having, amongst other things.

But he comes back to you one day, knowing that you're not exactly comfortable moving places.